Just add water and stir.
You will be tranformed into
a venture capitalist who
believes that corporations are
people, who has made millions
laying off workers who were not
performing to your high expectations.
The ingredients of this mix are
proprietary, but you, too, could
invent your own formula.
Just add water, stir.
You are transported to a large
northeastern state where if you work
hard enough, you can leave your
impoverished roots behind in favor
of becoming the head of a corporation,
and, later, the state itself. All it takes is
a little theft, a little patronage.
This package contains the American Dream,
high fructose corn syrup, polyunsaturated
lard, and confectioners’ sugar. Just heat
to an overflowing boil and serve.